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thehiddentriforce:

fuckmonosexismforever:

captain-snark:

godtie:

do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there”

There’s the possibility of there being a dick there, you can’t know until the pants are open and the dick is confirmed to either exist or not.

Schrodinger’s peen

I am laughing too hard

I thought they were going to take some social justice stance there for a sec but then nope

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brbtheresamanonmyroof:

youme-athalfpastthree:

Oh my god, this gif froze…

this is perf

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lextempus:

Prince Harry Disguises Himself as Prince William

bless the royal family

just bless

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spookyclaire:

lolaisme-iamjo:

Darren’s knee injury, caused during rehearsals for Gangnam Style, is evident here in how he gets up. Impressed how this is the only evidence given a couple of shot before this he was carrying Jenna!

This make me want to wrap him up in a blanket and never let him go because he’s never allowed to be hurt or sad but at the same time he’s such a trOOPER

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Messaging someone:

  • Them: *Doesn't reply*
  • Me: I regret this.
  • Me: I regret everything.
  • Me: I regret my whole life.
  • Me: I regret every tiny atom from every star from every corner of the galaxy that crash-landed on this earth and created the prehistoric aquatic organism that was my first multicellular ancestor.
  • Them: *Replies*
  • Me: I will use this second chance in life that I've been granted to become a new and better person, for the good of humanity.

isn’t it beautiful how katniss and peeta never said I love you in any of the books, but as readers we just knew they loved each other because they showed it without needing words.

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rowling-in-the-deep:

rowling-in-the-deep:

for every note this post gets i’ll put a sticky note with the person’s url on my wall 

if any of you thought i was kidding:

i even raN OUT OF COLORED ONES AND HAD TO USE PEE YELLOW EW

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zackisontumblr:

“we are friends, and i won’t let this happen to you” i whisper as i like your post with 0 notes

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peetasfakeleg:

onlyeverrory:

why do teachers have such an intense hatred for wikipedia 

because it does their job better than them

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Lea Michele  “My Man”  @ Tribute To Barbra Streisand

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decaforhightest:

Hogwarts Travel Posters.  I know, tumblr.  I know.  

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cannibalprodigy:

coffeeandcheesecake:

#trying to ruin marriage again are we

#sneaky homosexuals #ruining marriage with delicious pizza #we’re onto you

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